Tim Stars In Commercial For "Asiaball"

The Employment Begins.....

It has been a week now since Austin J's long awaited and bragged about employment at Delloit and Douche. Austin interned there last summer and was offered a job there last fall. You may be thinking, wow, congratulations, this kid has it made, think twice! What he thought was a big four accounting firm turned out to be a douche bag manufacturer. This is a high profile douche bag company, they have turned out names like Kanye West, Perez Hilton, the popped collar, the barbed wire bicep tatoo, and last but not least, Tim O. Austin was quoted as saying, "Ever since starting my employment with Delloit and Douche, I have been wearing skin tight jeans, pink polo's with the collars popped, of course, I just like the atmosphere here, people accept me." It is unknown how he mixed up Delloit and Touche for Delloit and Douch, but it appears that Austin is in line to be a principle and making $100k in only a couple years. You can now see Austin as a frequent visitor of Spin Night Club, where he is strictly limited to VIP, what does Austin say about his new found friends? "I just love, love, when I buy a girl a drink and she dances with me, I feel the love, and love is what I love." Congrats on the new employment Austin, I wish I had a job.....just not with Douche Bags.

This Video Was Put Out Showcasing their New Product Line.

College Baseball Player Still Bragging About High School Statistics

Area Baseball Player Tim O. was recently caught dropping his High School statistics in a spirited conversation with his teammates. The immature announcement came after Tim was insulted by Bob T. calling the Big 9 conference, “a collection of midgets.” Both upset and offended, Tim responded by informing the entire room of his avg, rbi, hr, steals, hbp, put-outs and assists during his senior campaign. Thinking the barrage of statistics had ceased when Tim ran out of breath, John S. was shocked when Tim proceeded to make known his legion stats from both junior and senior year. John recounted the situation by saying, “it was like he had to tell everyone every stat he has ever accumulated. I guess some things never change.” Roommates have even seen Tim’s letter jacket hanging in his wardrobe, a sure sign he isn’t ready to let go of what once was.

John went on to say that, “if you listen carefully you can often hear Tim humming the John Marshall Fight Song.”

You can hear the song here.

Area Baseball Player Discovers New Base Running Strategy

Caught In The Arms of a Man

Tim O Seen Posing for Picture with Sir EJ!

Last night at the Academy of Bad Bloggers Gala, newcomer Tim O was seen taking pictures with Sir Elton John! It has been rumored for some time now that Tim O and Sir Elton John have been having a side fling. Elton John or EJ, as Tim calls him on his blog, was quoted as saying, "Tim and I enjoy doing the subtle things in life..camping, fishing, laying out in the sun, enjoying the birds' songs, and whatever else we both like." Although Tim has denied for some time now that the of them are anything more than friends, "We are just friends who both share a common passion for blogging." As EJ received his award for blogger of the year, Tim was spotted squealing for joy in the back and someone even noticed a tear running down his face. The rumors were solidified later on that night as they both posed for pictures afterwards.

StaringOutTheEyehole!

"...Iraq, everywhere like such as...."

How is she someone to look up to? One of the dumbest girls I've ever heard!

Rumblings From 205

I will start this war with the noobs from room 205 + Bob! What a disgrace to blog posters worldwide.

1) There are no pictures or videos posted. It is not fun to just look at words on a page.

2) No polls, or other applications.

3) Tim O is writing on the blog.

I have been monitoring the events from Rumblingsfrom205.blogspot.com for over a day now as have other people around the state. Jay S, was quoted as saying, "this blog is more boring than a John S joke on a Friday night!" Among other things, we had a a sit down interview with Chris D who was quoted as saying, "I think I created a better blog last year, I think I had like 550 followers."

Lets let this blog war continue, I will be waiting for your defense.

Has anyone heard Tim hit a homerun with a wood bat the other week in fall Senior Leadership Practice?

Obama's Response to Kanye after Kanye Interupted Obama's Speach

Kanye West Interupts Barack Obama