Kanye West Interupts Barack Obama

Wildlife in Politics.......

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient
are now showing signs of
belonging to the Democratic Party...
as they have apparently learned to just
sit and wait for the government
to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed
Bearack Obearma.


Why is it that it seems like this is the way the country is moving? Why can't people just step up and do what they have to do, take initiative and help themselves out instead of waiting for our corrupt, inefficient, partisan government to do it for us?

Why Left Wing Economics Makes No Sense!!

A Letter From The Boss

To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn’t pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Cadillac outside. You’ve seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I’m sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don’t see is the back story.

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was
converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn’t have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom’s for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing item that didn’t look like it was birthed in the 70’s. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don’t. There is no “off” button for me.

When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe
this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden — the nice house, the Cadillac, the vacations… you never realize the back story and the sacrifices I’ve made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who
didn’t. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I’ve paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don’t pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my “stimulus” check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?

Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you’d quit and you wouldn’t work here. I mean, why should you? That’s nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don’t understand … to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn’t need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don’t defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you?

Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it.
Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.

So where am I going with all this?

It’s quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child’s future.
Frankly, it isn’t my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I’m done. I’m done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be
destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won’t be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this
country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about….

Signed,

Your boss

Junior Varsity

It has come to my attention that many of us play video games on the "Junior Varsity" difficulty setting. Now, this setting is indeed something that can be acceptable for those under the age of 10, or those with sever mental handicaps, because it appropriately challenges the mind in these facets of life.

However, once one graduates to age 11, or overcomes severe mental disabilities, they must also graduate from the "Junior Varsity" difficulty settings. Failing to do so will inhibit further growth as a human, more specifically as a true "Man's Man." Performing on a lower level on something as simple video games then translates to a lower overall performance in life - aka - drink more, get fatter, date uglier woman, or hanging out with "The Little One."

Let us examine this in a more artistic manner. When you were younger you wore diapers to make sure that your feces was not strewn about the house because you were at an age where your mental capacity was similar to a monkey (they throw their feces, you just left on the ground). However, when you began to learn to speak, and walk, and quantum physics, you graduated from the diaper into the "pull-ups", or for some, right into "whitey-tighties". This is because it was the appropriate development path for your overall well-being.

Had you not taken this path of development and graduated from diapers to underwear, and subsequently into the use of the toilet to dispose of your waste, you would be sitting and reading this with a horribly smelly diaper, saturated with feces and urine, wrapped tightly upon you, and possibly with a little diaper rash. This then creates an overall negative life view.

From this example, we can see that not graduating to the most difficult setting on games, or the second most difficult setting will in turn lead you to sit in a pile of your own filth, rather than challenging you and developing you into the next Obama, or Hitler.... I mean....

So today I challenge you to challenge yourself - Move up a level and become greatness, lest you sit in your dirty diaper.

Colbert Burns President Bush to His Face

Only one man could have the balls to look the president in the face and rip on him for his war in Iraq. The man is Mr. Colbert, Mr. America. Mr. Bush doesn't seem to like the jokes too much, how who in Bush's office allowed something like this to happen. I can't wait until they let Colbert rip Obama to shreds as much as Geoff gets ripped to shreds by Matt in their "getaway".

Obama's stimulus plan to stimulate something other than the economy?

If the thought of President Obama's trillion dollar, big government stimulus package didn't already give Rahm Emanuel a big boner and make certifiably insane Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi wet, then they will really get off when they see that $335 Million of this "stimulus" package will be used towards the prevention of STD's!  Don't worry about the economy folks, going out and porking everyone in sight will take care of our financial whoas!

Oh, wait.....this isn't a joke?  NOPE!  Just another truth about the air-heads who somehow are leading our country.

Bethel University Associate Professor to run for President in 2012

In the year 2011, when President Hussein, I mean Obama, has single handedly run our country into the ground and the unemployment rate is so high the Great Depression would look like a relief, do not fear for there is hope for the future.  This hope comes in a form of "change" that takes America back to it's traditional ways of operation.  This hope comes in the name Chuck Hannema , a Bethel University professor who will be on the ballot in 2o12.

The ludicrous plans that President Obama has put in place to "change" the country and the World are only going to take us to a place that many of us never want to see; hell.  Even after big government spending has proven to never be the answer, Obama still believes it can somehow solve our economic problems today.  During FDR's "New Deal", big government spending somehow got praised for ending a recession that ended up lasting over seven years.  Not my idea of a solution.  Even FDR's Secretary of the Treasury admitted that the plan ended up doing nothing.  During the seventh year he said that they had spent and spent all the money they could and nothing was left..........and nothing had been done.  

To make matters even worse, President Obama is using the gloom and doom approach to get people to buy into his bullshit government spending budget.  This lack of confidence from our national leader does not do any of us any good.  What happened to the positive attitude Obama?  Did you finally realize that you are completely under-qualified for the Presidential position and don't know what in the hell you are doing?  

Chuck Hannema sees through Obama's gobbledigook.  Recently he was featured on WCCO TV's "Good Question" segment.  Hannema cannot believe why there is such a lack of confidence right now and says the FED, FDIC, SEC, and Government are all to blame.  That means you Mr. Obama.  All we can do now is pray that the next four years go by fast and that Obama's "Bridges to Nowhere" type projects do not completely drain all good American citizens pockets.  Chuck Hannema is the real hope that America needs: Vote Hannema in 2012

I think Winston Churchill said it best...."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." 

To see the full story and video segment with Chuck, follow the link below.

http://wcco.com/goodquestion/knowing.economy.turnaround.2.903695.html

In the words of Kevin McCallaster....Keep the "change", you filthy animal

Travishamockery

In a girls basketball game in Texas this past week, one school won the game 100-0.   The head coach of the winning team was fired and did not agree with the schools stated apology.  The losing team has a total of 20 girls at the school and 8 are on the basketball team.  It is an academy for students with learning differences.  

Here is a link to the story:  http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=904726

This coach should be sentenced to a prison term at Guantanamo Bay for his ridiculous act.  Too bad President Obama is closing it down.  However, I think not even Obama would agree with this display of unsporstwoman like conduct.  He will probably pass a law outlawing sports so everyone can be equal.

THIS JUST IN: GEOFF IS BACK IN AMERICA AND EUROPE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER

In case you are wondering, it is true, Geoff is officially back in his country of origin. He has been gone for around 3 weeks and just this evening his flight arrived back at MSP airport. According to others on his trip, Geoff thoroughly enjoyed himself but it was much at the expense of the natives of the countries he was in. In a statement I recieved from Karel Schwarzenberg, the current minister in charge of the European Union, he is quoted as saying "Im just glad that he has fled our continent, now we can concentrate on more pressing issues like the economy."

In a recent conversation I had with Professor Opsata, she mentioned that she thinks that Geoff quite possibly could be the son of Satan himself. I quickly defended Geoff and mentioned to her that if he truly was the son of satan than he would have much more appeal to others and he could not possibly live the life that Geoff leads. Also in a poll I recently took, I found that Europe's approval rating of America during President Bush's final term was at an all time low of 38%. After President Obama was elected the ratings immediately jumped up to 69%, but during Geoff's time in Europe it dropped all the way back down to 38% meaning that Geoff has single handedly reversed all of the forseen improvements that President Obama could make.

A Day of Mourning

Obama is our President...