Introduction to: FrankyPetes

Sex: Male

Birthday: January 14

Hometown: Justnorthofburnsville, MN

Relationship Status: Married

Interested In: Women

Political Views: Ron Paul 2012

Religious Views: Tom Cruise

Activities: Growing mustaches, runner up for Heisman, being a has been, trying to relive glory days at JHS, living off Milton his father, Ambien, Old English 40's, chasing Geoff and Austin away from his wife.

Recent News: Pete is trying to pickup playing baseball after not playing in 3 years by making the varsity baseball team. Fun fact about Pete, he drives a Mini Cooper and has 3 nicknames: Franky his alter ego, Mitch his mustache and "little bitch" according to Austin.

By Far the Most Watched Movie In Our Room

We RedBoxed this movie and watched it 5 times in 5 days.....these are by far the most quoted lines.

Why the HELL would you spell your name "Geoff"?

One aspect of Geoff that pisses me off is his name, Geoff. It seems that if a Jeff wants to make something out of himself, he spells his name “Jeff”, NOT “Geoff”. According to Wikipedia, Geoff is a fictional land that is part of the Dungeons & Dragons video game and is properly known as the Grand Duchy of Geoff... That sounds pretty gay... There are no famous Geoffs ever in history; however, there are plenty of famous “Jeffs”.

Jeff Gordon, one of the best racecar drivers ever, winning the Daytona 500 3 times… He didn’t spell his name “Geoff”.


Jeff Foxworthy, comedian and actor, bring laughs to millions of rednecks and member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour... He didn’t spell his name “Geoff”.

Jeff Probst, host of the first reality TV show, Survivor. He gets to hang out with girls in bikinis all day and comfort them after their tribe votes them out.

Jeffy the duck, this famous duck likes to dance and do lines...

While all these Jeffs were smart and spelled their name correctly, there is one famous Geoffrey…
Unfortunately, our Geoff is not a giraffe.

A Day of Mourning

Obama is our President...

My YouTube Claim to Fame

This video was taken at the castle in Czesky Krumlov, Czek Republic in the fall of 2007 during the business study abroad touring Europe. I am the one at the far end twirling the rope.

To: Andrew and Matt

There is a problem when one lets a girl come between you and your roommates birthday. It happened last week on a day special to me January 16, which on that day 22 years ago someone was born in Bermuda. During the day we were making fun of Jay for saying that he couldn't come because he had to go practice voice lessons and both of you were part of it. I come home from Chipotle expecting everyone to come but both of you made up excuses that you couldn't come and when we came home from the movie, you both were with your girlfriends.......not even a happy birthday...Phill made me a cake! Austin and Pete saw the movie for the second time! You two need to get your heads out of each others asses and get your priorities straight! Need I say more......1/1/09=no balls.......2/14/09=redemption!

Suspended

In celebration of Geoff's much acclaimed 3 day suspension from school, I thought it would be fitting to make a list of possible activities that Geoff will actually do during that time.

1.  Research the freshman class and identify the single worst trait for each individual girl

2. Try to convince SA that he actually was a Hamline student and just transferred to Bethel

3. Throw away the butter he left in the kitchen

4. Throw away all of his pizza boxes

5. Try to repair his tainted self image from Winter Banquet

  

Embarrassment

No words need to be said about this pathetic display.

"why don't you take a seat"

What could possibly be going through this guys mind as he sees his worst nightmare appear from behind the door once again and why is it that Chris Hansen can always seem to hypnotize the criminals into actually sitting down and engaging in conversation with him? "Do you know who I am?......I'm Chris Hansen"!

Sloth Spotting

  Picture of a Sloth at 3:00PM slumber

Sloth spottings are a common occurrence in Heritage.  On most days, waking up after 1:00PM is routine for sloths.  Jay Rainey is the king of the sloth community in this neck of the woods.  He can usually be seen in his active and natural habitat between the hours of 11PM and 5AM.  During this time period you can see the sloth move from one place to another very slowly and with little communication other than the usual hhmmmppphhhhh.  The sloth usually finds a nice place to lounge during the hours he is awake and doesn't take kindly to people that try to steal his stuff without permission.  Thankfully for all of us, sloths are usually very ssssllloooowwwww to anger and often do not have the energy or will to do any retaliation if harm is caused to them.  The only time sloths can be dangerous is when they are awoken from their mid afternoon slumber.  I would advise never to do this.  One kid did.....he got eaten.

Taste In Women

As a bunch of college age kids, you would expect that we have the best standards when it comes to women.  Those standards, for those of us who are single, are NO STANDARDS.  We are young, alone, and at certain times we are desperate.  The one they call, "Geoff", should have the lowest standards on the face of the earth.  I can't even remember the last time this kid talked to a girl......Oh yeah, it was when Frenchy asked him for his card at the dining center.

With that said, the one they call, "Geoff", has the highest standards of any male I have ever met.  The things he picks out as flaws in women are so ridiculous you can't even see them with the average human eye.  The guys and I like to point out girls that we think are of pretty high caliber to the one they call "Geoff" to see how brutal he can be in his critique of them.

Here is a top 10 list of a things Geoff has picked out in beautiful women:

1.  She has big feet

2.  I can't stand her laugh

3.  She's a bitch

4.  Her elbows are too pointy

5.  Her nostrils are not even

6. She has saggy skin

7.  Her torso is way too long

8.  Guys, she is really hot, but her wrists are too skinny

9.  She's a liberal

10.  She's gorgeous, but I think I might just hit from the other side of the dish.

How long will it take until Geoff finally reels in a female?  Time may never tell....

First Post

The purpose of this blog is to post random crap about what goes on in our room and the stories that make this room so great. We are made up of 6 roommates: Ben, Kyle, Andrew, Geoff, Matt, and Jay + Pete who lives downstairs + Chris who lives upstairs all living on a university campus. We'll see how this goes, welcome to our lives........