Showing posts with label Pete. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pete. Show all posts

Monday, January 26, 2009

Baseball: A game or a Religion?



Recently, I spotted Ben T. participating in activities that many at Bethel would consider a questionable activity. The activities in question do not involve ingesting any materials that may alter his state of mind, but instead involve Ben's purpose for living. It appears that Ben is leading a cult in the worship of baseball. At the start of the year Ben gave up drinking so he could totally commit his life to baseball. In an interview I had with Bethel senior baseball player Pete A he said "I am starting to worry about Ben, baseball has become his life and I think I saw him building a baseball alter in his locker."

I also have experienced Ben's worship of baseball. Last week he asked me if I knew where he could buy a live chicken. It is my belief that he was going to perform a living sacrifice to a baseball. Also in a statement I recieved from Matt N. he mentioned that one night he spotted Ben sitting in the bath room playing with a Wiji board. Although baseball is a very good game to both play and watch, I believe that some people are trying to make it into their religion. We will have to just wait and see if Ben's worship pays off. The Bethel baseball season starts soon and rumors are that Ben is suppose to have a great season. Lets just hope his arm holds up.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Introduction to: FrankyPetes


Sex: Male
Birthday: January 14
Hometown: Justnorthofburnsville, MN
Relationship Status: Married
Interested In: Women
Political Views: Ron Paul 2012
Religious Views: Tom Cruise
Activities: Growing mustaches, runner up for Heisman, being a has been, trying to relive glory days at JHS, living off Milton his father, Ambien, Old English 40's, chasing Geoff and Austin away from his wife.

Recent News: Pete is trying to pickup playing baseball after not playing in 3 years by making the varsity baseball team. Fun fact about Pete, he drives a Mini Cooper and has 3 nicknames: Franky his alter ego, Mitch his mustache and "little bitch" according to Austin.




Friday, January 23, 2009

To: Andrew and Matt

There is a problem when one lets a girl come between you and your roommates birthday. It happened last week on a day special to me January 16, which on that day 22 years ago someone was born in Bermuda. During the day we were making fun of Jay for saying that he couldn't come because he had to go practice voice lessons and both of you were part of it. I come home from Chipotle expecting everyone to come but both of you made up excuses that you couldn't come and when we came home from the movie, you both were with your girlfriends.......not even a happy birthday...Phill made me a cake! Austin and Pete saw the movie for the second time! You two need to get your heads out of each others asses and get your priorities straight! Need I say more......1/1/09=no balls.......2/14/09=redemption!