Why the HELL would you spell your name "Geoff"?

One aspect of Geoff that pisses me off is his name, Geoff. It seems that if a Jeff wants to make something out of himself, he spells his name “Jeff”, NOT “Geoff”. According to Wikipedia, Geoff is a fictional land that is part of the Dungeons & Dragons video game and is properly known as the Grand Duchy of Geoff... That sounds pretty gay... There are no famous Geoffs ever in history; however, there are plenty of famous “Jeffs”.

Jeff Gordon, one of the best racecar drivers ever, winning the Daytona 500 3 times… He didn’t spell his name “Geoff”.


Jeff Foxworthy, comedian and actor, bring laughs to millions of rednecks and member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour... He didn’t spell his name “Geoff”.

Jeff Probst, host of the first reality TV show, Survivor. He gets to hang out with girls in bikinis all day and comfort them after their tribe votes them out.

Jeffy the duck, this famous duck likes to dance and do lines...

While all these Jeffs were smart and spelled their name correctly, there is one famous Geoffrey…
Unfortunately, our Geoff is not a giraffe.