College Baseball Player Still Bragging About High School Statistics

Area Baseball Player Tim O. was recently caught dropping his High School statistics in a spirited conversation with his teammates. The immature announcement came after Tim was insulted by Bob T. calling the Big 9 conference, “a collection of midgets.” Both upset and offended, Tim responded by informing the entire room of his avg, rbi, hr, steals, hbp, put-outs and assists during his senior campaign. Thinking the barrage of statistics had ceased when Tim ran out of breath, John S. was shocked when Tim proceeded to make known his legion stats from both junior and senior year. John recounted the situation by saying, “it was like he had to tell everyone every stat he has ever accumulated. I guess some things never change.” Roommates have even seen Tim’s letter jacket hanging in his wardrobe, a sure sign he isn’t ready to let go of what once was.

John went on to say that, “if you listen carefully you can often hear Tim humming the John Marshall Fight Song.”

You can hear the song here.