Area Man Runs Out of Plasma To Donate

After 4 years of donating his vital blood plasma, the well has run dry for Jay R.  He received the news at his last visit to Biolife Plasma Services.  Plasma Technician Susan W. recalls the event.  “I checked his plasma levels and there was nothing there.  I’ve seen people run low, even down to a couple drops, but never completely run out.”  She added that “he is probably the most desperate person I have ever met.”  Jay R. will now be forced with alternative means of financing date nights with his girlfriend, buying video games, and chipotle dinners.  Due to his body’s inability to generate any blood plasma for cash, Jay R. is inquiring about donating sperm, participating in dangerous medical studies, and selling body parts on the black market.