As a bunch of college age kids, you would expect that we have the best standards when it comes to women. Those standards, for those of us who are single, are NO STANDARDS. We are young, alone, and at certain times we are desperate. The one they call, "Geoff", should have the lowest standards on the face of the earth. I can't even remember the last time this kid talked to a girl......Oh yeah, it was when Frenchy asked him for his card at the dining center.
With that said, the one they call, "Geoff", has the highest standards of any male I have ever met. The things he picks out as flaws in women are so ridiculous you can't even see them with the average human eye. The guys and I like to point out girls that we think are of pretty high caliber to the one they call "Geoff" to see how brutal he can be in his critique of them.
Here is a top 10 list of a things Geoff has picked out in beautiful women:
1. She has big feet
2. I can't stand her laugh
3. She's a bitch
4. Her elbows are too pointy
5. Her nostrils are not even
6. She has saggy skin
7. Her torso is way too long
8. Guys, she is really hot, but her wrists are too skinny
9. She's a liberal
10. She's gorgeous, but I think I might just hit from the other side of the dish.
How long will it take until Geoff finally reels in a female? Time may never tell....
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