Suspended

In celebration of Geoff's much acclaimed 3 day suspension from school, I thought it would be fitting to make a list of possible activities that Geoff will actually do during that time.

1.  Research the freshman class and identify the single worst trait for each individual girl

2. Try to convince SA that he actually was a Hamline student and just transferred to Bethel

3. Throw away the butter he left in the kitchen

4. Throw away all of his pizza boxes

5. Try to repair his tainted self image from Winter Banquet