Austin J. Hires Andrew E. as PR Agent

In a sudden twist of fate, Austin J. was forced to hire Andrew E. as his PR agent Tuesday night after horrifically low friend-approval ratings.

The irony of the situation exists because of an article authored by Austin J. in which he ridicules Andrew E. for his leadership and calls his profession nonsense.  But with his reputation in the dumpster, he has no other option but to turn to the master of Advertising and PR, Andrew E.

Austin J.’s  low friend-approval ratings stem from his extreme exploitation of blogging privileges.  His communication breakdown for the past 3 days has been the following:

97% - blog related communications

2% - rugby related communications

1% - why he is “tougher” than Jon O. who is “tough as nails”

Andrew E. is faced with a very difficult task in trying to rebuild Austin J.’s much tarnished image.  Expect to see changes in topical discussions including why University of Texas “blows the big one” and why Willmar is the worst city in MN.  Topics that Andrew is recommending for immediate termination include: blogging, rugby, University of Texas, Deloitte, and accounting.

Austin J. later added that, “I am just your average, left-brained, analytical, number crunching idiot that knows nothing about public perception, thats why I need Andrew E.’s help.”  Andrew E. responded by saying, “I’m glad to help out a friend, as long as he realizes how much people like him need people like me!”