As the clock struck midnight on Friday, February 13, all the roommates plus myself in room 211 were ready to send Geoff off for his long overdue suspension and to have a celebration party of our own for getting that bastard out of here for 3 days.
When we got back to the room, we found Geoff still sitting on the couch doing his usual routine: Lounging in his smelly sweatpants, watching some boring TV, and facebook creeping on SK. Once again, Geoff proves to be the biggest buzz kill of all time.
We will have to wait for the send off of Geoff until the morning, and what a blessed morning it will be. Three straight days without Geoff could possibly be heaven on Earth. When Geoff's roommate, Matt N., was asked about what the best part of living with out Geoff for weekend, he responded, "The best part of Geoff leaving is that I don't have to put up with his smell. He makes our room smell like complete shit and leaves his "dirty" socks right next to his computer. It will also be nice to have my girlfriend come over so we don't have to do the deed in the midst of Geoff's stench."
Ben T., was quoted in saying, "Thank God Geoff is out of here for once. I am so sick of coming back to our room and seeing Geoff with his computer plopped up on his lap. Who knows what he is looking at on there anyways. Plus I'm just sick of his voice. Every time he opens his mouth, I wish I were dead."
When friend and fellow classmate, Austin J., was asked about Geoff, he had this to say, "Geoff is more worthless than Andrew E's Ad Club and he is by far the worst halo player I have ever seen. The kid brings nothing to the table except a new sense of creepiness."
We all agree that the weekend without Geoff should be one of the best weekends in room 211.
Bon Voyage, Geoff.
With Love,
Room 211 + Pete
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