Lame V-Day Facebook Status Updates!

For all those people who despise looking at Facebook Status Updates here are some people's v-day status updates....

Chris: likes boys!
Brent: loves love!
Stephanie: is eating chocolate! What else do you do on Valentines Day?
Shantele: is enjoying dinner with her man!
Kiley: loves V-day...so does Hallmark!
Daniel: is finding my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight.
Shantele: is waiting for her man to come home.
Jonathon: is lovin being single on valentines day, my only job is to drink.
Jillian: is watching Intervention on A&E...happy Valentines Day!?!?
Michelle: is single......me and dan broke up....
Jana: just stood outside for over an hour waiting for AAA to come unlock her car.
Issac: is realizing that: Love. No matter what language you say it in, it’s pronounced differently.
David: Happy valentine's day to all the ladies out there!
Caleb: is wanting someone to love!
Madelynne: is everyone who says they hate Valentine's Day is a LIAR!!!
Rick: it's just a holiday to make guys spend money.
Jason: is happy Valentine's day, every day is the 14th / Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart...
Matt: another valentines day alone..... ahhhh...... its better that way.
Zack: is wishing he had a valentine :/.
Anders: ooo St. Valentine you professional gentleman of leisure...
Jimmy: Hates v-day because it's overrated.

These are the top 3....
3)Matthew: lets face the facts, our parents will be doing it tonight...
2)Steve O: is gonna watch dano get drunk tonight and punch some dude!!
1) Jon: thinks valentine's day can go to hell.